Sunday, August 17, 2008

learning english the FUN way!

hey everyone!

haha... the holidays bring many joy... one of the many things i did was going thru some of the files on my old PC....
and i found this mp3 file way in the depths of all the other files...
well.. i guess i was young so stuff like this was hidden... hahah
since i figured most of u today use the word, why not get to know it better.
so i took the liberty of searching the lyrics on the web...

ATTENTION: this is a copy pasted item... i did not have anything to do with the making of this masterpiece...

have fun... but dont apply this word into your daily life too frequently...


"How to use the F word"

Prehaps one of the most interesting words
In the English language today is the word fuck
Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "f"
Fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "f"word
It's the one magical word
Just by it's sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love
Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived for German
the word "fleckin" which means to strike
In English fuck falls into many grammatical categories
As a transitive verb for instance:
"John fucked Shirley."

As an intransitive verb
"Shirley fucks."

It's meanings not always sexual
It can be used as an adjective as in
"John's doing all the fucking work."

As an adverb
"Shirley talks too fucking much."

As an adverb enhancing an adjective
"Shirley is fucking beautiful!"

As a noun
"I don't give a fuck!"

As a part of a word

And as almost every word in the sentence
"Fuck the fucking fuckers."

But you must realize that aren't too many words
With the versatility of fuck
As in these examples describing situations such as
"I got fucked at the used car lot."

"Ah fuck it!"

"I guess I'm really fucked now."

"Don't fuck with me buddy"

"I don't understand this fucking question"

"Who the fuck was that?"

"I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

"He's a fuck off"

"Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go fuck yourself?"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples
With all of these multipurpose applications
How can anyone be offended when you use the word?
We say use this unique, flexable word more often in your daily speech
It will identify the quality of your character immediately
Say it loudly and proudly!


P/S: find it cool? wait till u hear the mp3... plees ask me fer it if u r interested :p


nadhirah mohd shakri said...

i'm sooo interested!!haha..seriously funny...n true tho

ImRaN said...

haha... wll give u the mp3 upon request... :p