Saturday, May 23, 2009

allow me to be human.....

Hey all… just finished the last page of the ever-so-thick novel by Stephenie Meyer (did I get that right???) called Twilight….

(make the sound of the tape rewinding)

BACK UP A MINUTE….

Me???? Reading Twilight?????

Yes…. I was bored that time so I picked up the book…. DUH… I knoe this novel was considered VEEERRRRY old among novel readers…. So why did I chose to waste my life and read it??? Well, I thought the movie sucked so much (wasted Rp. 20,ooo) this could probably save whatever is left of Steph’s dignity…. It took me two months to finish it I think… well… I am a busy man… (busy sleeping.. wohoooo…..)

YES, Miss Stephanie is an awesome writer in her own unique genre…. From start to finish her writing proves to be a pleasant reading experience. Referring to Bella as I really puts me in her shoes (sorry.. not an arts student… I dunno literature jargon… u can teach me tho…) I guess u all know the story by now ryte??? So no need fer summary okay??? She fell fer the vampire and a lot of very impossible things happen which are beautifully put into words….

IMPOSSIBLE

Yes… it is impossible…. Sorry Miss Meyer…. I have to voice this out…. Because of this book… every girl in the world wishes she has a boyfriend like Edward Cullen…. Now each and every single male is compared to Edward…. Kesian juga ya para laki-laki… Careful….. He does not exist…. I sed it many2 times… without flaw we are not human…. Don’t u understand the reason Stephanie made Edward a vampire???? Because no such human exists….u have to be immortal…. The hidden message I got from this book: Edward is about three-hundred years old when he finds love and really learns to care for Bella.

ONE: love takes time… I guess…

TWO: through mistakes we learn… no matter how bad the mistake is….

THREE: be successful (that Dr. Carlisle dude has so many cars in his garage... haha )

and finally


FOUR: REALITY BITES….. (no pun intended…)


i need something better to do....