Thursday, August 27, 2009
puASA...
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
IT'S ALL IN THE NAME
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
ITs OveR!!!!!!!
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
REQUEST
Let's face it, it's a sad situation when we have to resort to keyboards as a means of making relations but I don't have the patience, I get straight to the point. So this is me at my most honest. No egos, no celebrity status, just Imran. Love it or leave it, but you gotta admit, on a scale of 1 to awesome I'm the shit.
Just get over it and add me god damnit. I'd been waiting too long. I even wrote a song about. like to hear it? here it go. If I'm being too annoying, let me know. But its hard for me to not hate when I'm on myspace I never see my face in your "Top 8".
So click approve. so simple. Show me some kind of sign and let me know it's time to make my move
Just click approve, come on girl. Baby I'm one of a kind and I ain't got time to lose. you're killing me here....
Monday, August 3, 2009
tribute
You could see me reaching,
So why couldn’t you have met me halfway
You could see me bleeding
And you could not put pressure on the wound....
You only think about yourself.
You only think about yourself.
You’d better bend before I go...
On the first train to Mexico ....(ohhh)
You could see me breathing
But you still kept your hand over my mouth....
You could feel me seething
But you just turned your nose up in the air....(ohh)
You only think about yourself.
You only think about yourself..
You’d better bend before I go
On the first train to Mexico .....(ohh)
Sunday, August 2, 2009
phone call from daddy
'Hello?
'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?'
'No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'
After a brief pause -- Daddy says
'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'
'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, Right now..'
Brief Pause.
'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'
'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'
A few minutes later The little girl comes back to the phone.
'I did it, Daddy.'
'And what happened, honey?'
'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.
Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser And now she isn't moving at all!'
'Oh my God!!! What about Uncle Paul?'
'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.
He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window
And into the swimming pool.
But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water
Last week to clean it.
He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'
*****Long Pause*****
*****Longer Pause*****
*****Even Longer Pause*****
Then Daddy says,
'Swimming pool!’??? -- “SWIMMING POOL!!!”??? ...........